ABOUT


 

One day, Mucka was walking down the street, minding it's own busyness, when it stumbled upon a dead bird (a magpie to be more specific) that had crashed against a window. The sight caused on Mucka's little charcoal heart such confusion, that you can't imagine. But why? Mucka had seen dead animals before. 

Dead people before.

The difference, is that Mucka wouldn't have looked down (and would have probably crushed the poor carcass's little birdy head), if it wasn't for the fact that Mucka saw the bird flapping from the corner of the eye. 

Only the magpie was so dead, so very very dead, that it wouldn't have flapped if you plugged it's beak into the wall. 

Mucka, as a rational person, thought nothing of it after the adrenaline had washed away, and resumed on crossing the muddy street to buy some twinkies. 

Later, when Mucka was doodling on the God Forsaken Sketchbook, Mucka thought of the bird again. Though it would have been much worse if it had been a person. 
And what if it had been a person? Would Mucka have stopped to make sure the person was indeed dead, cold, and pushing daisies? And if the person WAS indeed dead? But what if the person still moved despite being dead? What if the person talked? Smiled? Giggled? 

Then Mucka drew Gash.


HERE IS WHERE THE ACTUAL INFORMATION STARTS!
FAQ!

WHAT IS "ZOMBIE STORIES FOR HUMANS" ABOUT, AND WHY DOES IT HAVE THAT NAME?

ZsFH is about all zombies waking up from their madness after all living creatures have perished in their hands. I always had strange dreams in which I was turned into a zombie, but could still think more or less rationally, feel stuff, talk, and do most everything everyone did, only I had to eat them to survive. That sounds like a more dramatic stage than ZsFH, though, because the zombies in these strips have nothing left to devour! So now they are left to.. re-discover life. What's a TV for? Why does this box say "Valentine's Day"? Are beds for jumping or what?? 

 

It's a post-apocaliptic earth, full of completely amnesic, smelly monsters. 

 

I attached the "for Humans" to it, with the very silly upside down hearts to the logo, because I have always wanted to give a sentimental twist to zombies. I didn't want to turn them into emo freaks either, so I decided to just make them funny, and queery, but still rotting, and disgusting, as they should be! I think people could relate to these characters in more than a "OMG LOOK AT ALL THAT BLOOD!" way. 

 

SO HOW WOULD YOU CLASSIFY THIS? 

There have been a few webcomics, (and printed comics to that mattrer), that have followed the same train of thought. Turning something that would have belonged in a horror flick into something else. I wouldn't say it's Horror. There isn't much to be afraid of in these pages, except how graphic it can be at times with the flesh and bodily fluids.. ahem. 

I would probably go for comedy, if I wasn't so bad at writing gags. Lets say it's a Gorey-Lovey (slightly NSFW) Funnies Strip. 

… The Zombies have crushes on each other for Pete's Sake! 

 

WHAT IS THIS WEBCOMIC TO YOU?

Mostly?

 

An Experiment. 

 

I have other projects in mind, but I wanted something light-hearted and non-stressful, and not too deep with which I could practice drawing, writing, and chillax. 

 

HOW OFTEN DO YOU UPDATE?

Because this is a kind-of-personal-experimental-thing, and I'm going to college, I will try to bring a new page every week, all thursday nights although there can be a few hiatus. 

 

YOU'RE A LAZY FAGGOT

That's not what you said last night!

 

WHATEVER. SO, WHO ARE THE CHARACTERS?

Even if this will be up with greater detail in the characters section, I can tell you, that the WHOLE Zombie mob is my character. Characters come and go, depending of the horrible gag I'm trying to tell… Although there ARE a few frequent characters, which I heart the most, and want to pay close attention to. 

Suckle, the oblivious ex-nun. 

Gash and Blotch, convict zombie fuck-buddies. 

Messiah (Or Messy), the would-have-been-good-for-nothing-janitor, that is now the only living dead that knows how to READ. 

 

THAT'S STUPID.

Your face is stupid.

 

LETS JUST END THIS. WHAT DO YOU WORK WITH TO MAKE THESE ATROCITIES? 

The lineart is made with brush and indian ink, traditionally, and the color is later added digitally. Anything else?

 

PICK YOU UP AT 8?

Bring your mom!